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Our bestselling Thumpr™ A3 PRO has had an exciting makeover! We've created three eye-catching, collectable designs – Pokémon, Skulls and Roses – each giving the A3 PRO its own unique look and personality. Every machine is individually customised and hand-finished in-house, making each one a little different from the next. And of course, underneath those stunning designs, you've still got all the incredible power, speed and performance of our bestselling A3 PRO. Three Stunning

Most people buy sex toys because they fancy trying something new or just want a bit of fun. But does using them actually make you happier with your sex life? Well, it turns out someone's actually done some research on this. Nearly 12,000 people from six European countries, including the UK, took part in a survey about sex toys. And one of the things they found was that people who used them were generally more satisfied with their sex lives. Featured: Thumpr® A7 COMPACT Sex Ma

Does a sex machine actually feel like having sex with another person? It's probably one of the first things people wonder when they come across one. After all, watching a machine in action is one thing, but knowing what it actually feels like is another. The truth is, a sex machine can feel surprisingly realistic. Obviously, it's never going to be exactly the same as being with someone, but when it comes to the actual movement, it can come pretty close. And there's something

So, you've got a sex machine, or maybe you're thinking about buying one, but where's the best place to actually use it? On the bed? At the side of it? Sitting down? There's quite a few different ways to position a sex machine, and you might be surprised at how much difference a small change can make. The good thing is you don't need lots of space or a fancy bedroom setup. It's more about finding somewhere you're comfortable and getting your machine in the right position. We'v

Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story, the VeeDee, the Chattanooga and How Much Has Changed If you’ve watched Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story, you may have noticed two unusual old medical devices shown in the series: the VeeDee vibrator and the Chattanooga-style machine. They don't look like the sex machines, dildos and attachments we know today, which is exactly what makes them so interesting. One looks like an old hand-cranked medical tool. The other looks more like something f

If you already own a sex machine, changing the dildo you use with it is one of the easiest ways to get more variety from your machine. You don't have to stick with the same dildo every time you use it. You might fancy something slim one time, something larger the next, or swap to a curved, textured or realistic dildo for a completely different experience. That's where Clic Loc™ dildos give you much more choice. Clic Loc™ is a quick-change fitting used to attach compatible dil

A fucking machine, also known as a sex machine, is a hands-free pleasure machine that uses automatic movement instead of manual movement. It can look a bit unusual if you’ve never used one before, but it’s very simple. The machine holds an attachment, the motor moves it, and you control the speed, stroke length or position depending on the model. Some machines are built for power. Some are made to be smaller and easier to move. Others give you more angle control, rocking move

At thumpr.co.uk, we know some people want more than a standard sex machine. They want something stronger, faster, more adjustable and built for serious performance. That’s where the Thumpr® A8 PRO MAX Sex Machine comes in. The A8 PRO MAX is one of the most powerful machines in the Thumpr® range. It has a 200W servo motor, adjustable stroke length, 18 pre-programmed thrusting modes and a multi-rod system that lets you use between 1 and 4 thrust rods depending on your setup. Th

At thumpr.co.uk, we know not everyone wants a big machine. Some people want something smaller, easier to move around and easier to store, but still strong enough to do the job properly. That’s where the Thumpr® A7 COMPACT Sex Machine fits in. It has the power you would expect from a Thumpr® machine, but in a more compact size. The big benefit with the A7 is the 360° angle adjustment, which gives you more freedom when setting it up. Thumpr® A7 COMPACT is compact power with 360

We believe that a great sex machine should be powerful, stable and easy to adjust. The Thumpr® A4 PRO Sex Machine has been designed for exactly that. Built with a strong all-metal frame, a powerful 120W motor and a highly adjustable setup, the A4 PRO gives you smooth automatic movement with plenty of control over height, angle and stroke length. It’s perfect for you if you want serious performance, strong build quality and more ways to position the machine during use. Thumpr®

What It Is, How to Mix It and Why It’s So Popular Most lubricants come ready mixed in a bottle. XLube is different. XLube comes as a white powder that you mix with water. Once it’s mixed, it turns into a clear, slippery gel that can be made thinner or thicker depending on what you prefer. It may sound a bit unusual if you have only ever used normal bottled lube, but it is actually very easy. Add the powder to water, shake or stir it, leave it for a short while, and then the g

If you’ve never used a sex machine before, you may be surprised at how easy it is to use. A good sex machine is designed to make things easier with simple controls, speeds that are adjustable and attachments that are easy to change. The best way is to start slow and get comfortable with the controls. This guide will give information such as setting up your machine, choosing attachments, adjusting the speed and finding the best position for you. Choose the right type of machin

Quick-Change Attachments To Make Your Sex Machine More Versatile We at thumpr.co.uk, understand that choosing the right sex machine is just part of the experience. The attachments you use can make a big difference to how the machine feels, how easy it is to use and how much freedom you have with different setups. That is why the Thumpr® Clic Loc™ attachment system is such an important part of our range. It is designed to make changing attachments quick, simple and secure, wit

Choosing between a compact and a full-size sex machine can be a bit confusing, especially if you’ve never owned one before. A full-size machine will usually give you more adjustment and a longer stroke, while a compact machine is often easier to move, store and set up. Neither one is automatically better. It really comes down to how much space you’ve got, where you’ll use it and what matters most to you. Here are the main differences to think about. What’s a Full-Size Sex Mac

At first buying a sex machine can feel a bit confusing. There are different speeds, stroke lengths, sizes, weights and attachments to compare, and it’s not always obvious which features will have the most impact. Choosing the one that is the fastest or most powerful might seem more appealing, but the best choice is usually the one that works best for you, your space and how you plan to use it. Here are the main things to think about before buying one. Don’t Only Look at the T

Sometimes, it is nice to let the toy do the work. Although handheld sex toys can be great, you normally have to keep holding them, moving them and trying to keep them in the right place. With a hands-free toy, you can get everything set up and then relax while the toy provides the movement. That is one of the main reasons sex machines have become so popular. They can keep a steady rhythm, the speed can be changed to suit you, and many models can be adjusted into different pos

Sex machines are becoming more and more popular with people who want something hands-free, flexible, and able to keep a steady rhythm. But if you’ve never used one, you might be curious about what a sex machine does and how it works. A sex machine is a device that creates a steady back-and-forth movement. There are numerous types available. Motorised machines use an electric motor to move an attachment while body-powered machines move when you move your body. A sex machine ha

At thumpr.co.uk, we believe a great sex machine should give you more than just power. It should offer control, flexibility, comfort and freedom to explore different positions with confidence. That’s exactly why the Thumpr® A6 COMPACT Sex Machine stands out. Affordable, durable, lightweight and compact, the A6 COMPACT is designed for people who want reliable hands-free performance with the added benefit of 360° adjustable angle settings. Thumpr® A6 COMPACT – compact power with

At thumpr.co.uk, we know that not every powerful machine needs to be large or complicated. Sometimes the best choice is something compact, easy to use and built to perform. That’s exactly what the Thumpr® A5 COMPACT Sex Machine delivers. Designed for anyone who wants strong automatic movement in a smaller, lighter machine, the A5 COMPACT combines power, stability and adjustable controls in a sleek matte black design. Thumpr® A5 COMPACT – compact, powerful

At thumpr.co.uk, we believe that a great sex machine should offer more than just movement. It should give you power, control, stability and confidence every time you use it. That’s why the Thumpr® A3 PRO Sex Machine has become one of our flagship products and best-selling machines. Designed for anyone who wants serious performance at a great price, the A3 PRO fucking machine combines strong engineering, adjustable movement and smooth automatic operation in a sleek matte black